I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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