we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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