My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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