Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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