Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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