just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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