How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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