I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
