Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she pinky promised me she was 18
She told me I should be a condom model.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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