she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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