I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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