nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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