i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
bring money and cleavage
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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