We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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