I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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