you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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