Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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