Ambien. No doubt about it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
