Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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