ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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