So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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