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You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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