how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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