Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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