Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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