on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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