He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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