My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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