Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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