im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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