im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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