i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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