This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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