A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can I color on your dick again?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
BRING THE BAGELS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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