Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Randomize
