im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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