oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
do nipples grow back?
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