There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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