Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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