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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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