my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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