I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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