On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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