is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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