It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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