As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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