dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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