I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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