She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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