Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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