So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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